From the Conservapedia entry on Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania: “Liberals are drawn to the dreary winters and cloudiness of Pittsburgh because it reminds them of the hell that they are destined to eventually inhabit.”
While this quote has the ring of truth, some of the information in the entry about Pittsburgh, PA seems suspect. For example, my research indicates that the Mellon Arena was not, in fact, built in 1843 and there is absolutely no evidence that the Pittsburgh Penguins are moving to Vatican City.
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